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Message #2; From: BISHOP; To: David Paglia
David,
It probably goes without saying that I was rather surprised to hear
back from you. I think that cries from the wilderness usually go unanswered.
Thanks.
I should start at the beginning. That was May 26th; coming up on 4
weeks ago. I had just gone out into my front yard to stretch before
going for a run. I run quite a bit, 4 or 5 times a week, usually late
in the evening. It was about 10:00 PM and, for various reasons, I
remember that the moon was full in a very clear sky. I had just begun
to stretch when a gray Honda Element pulled up in front of my house.
This immediately put me on my guard. I've got some friends who come
over to run from time to time, but I wasn't expecting anyone that
night. None of my friends is the 'drop by unannounced type', and I
don't know anyone who drives an Element. So I stopped stretching and
watched as a guy who could have been the poster boy for Young Entrepreneurs,
or maybe Young Republicans, got out of the car, walked right up to
my front gate and said, "Nicolas Rook, right?"
[Let me stop here and say, in case you haven't already assumed, that
my name is not Bishop Rook (obviously), nor is it Nicolas Rook. Let's
just agree to use that name for me, and we'll call the guy that's
standing at my gate Calvin Walsh (also not his real name). The reasons
for this are pretty obvious, and there may be a couple that aren't
so obvious that I may get a chance to mention. If I don't, remind
me.]
There is no reason to go into too much detail about me, but I did
mention in my 1st E-mail that in my former job I used to come into
contact with people who lied a lot. And, actually, I lied a lot, too.
I used to be a private investigator. Pretty easy to see the lying
connection, but, as a PI, you also get used to dealing with all sorts
of stressful and random situations. So the thing that struck me first
about this guy was that he didn't show any signs of stress or anxiety
with this obviously odd situation. And you don't need to be a PI to
know that it is never good news when people you don't know come up
to your gate and call you by name. At ten o’clock at night.
This was an odd visit, but it wasn't unprecedented. The important
thing in situations like this is to try to take back control, so I
said, "Let’s see, what’s the likelihood of your driving
up here at this time of night and NOT knowing for certain who I am?
Don’t ask me any more questions that you already know the answers
to.”
"Okay," he said. "Can I come in?"
"You're fine where you are," I said. "Who are you and
what do you want?"
He said his name was Calvin Walsh and that he just wanted to talk.
[Another thing you learn being a PI is that no one ever wants to just
talk. There is always a motive.]
He still seemed completely calm and at ease, but just for good measure
I pulled my cell phone off my belt, punched 911, and kept my thumb
over the send button. He saw me and knew what I had keyed, but he
also knew that I hadn't hit send yet. He slowly put his hands up where
I could see both of them clearly, and began a slow turn in place.
Well, this probably had the exact opposite effect on me from what
he intended, since it put me completely on edge. The only reason people
do this is to show you they are not armed, and I was not at all happy
to be dealing with a guy who was thinking enough about guns to show
me he didn't have one. As I said earlier, he looked like he had just
come from a meeting with a venture capital firm; khaki Dockers, white
Oxford dress shirt, urban hikers, and a nice steel watch. He finished
his turn and I said, "Can't see your ankles."
"You can check if you want," he said. "You want to
see my drivers license?"
"Is that likely to tell me anything other than the fact that
you know how to get a good fake license?"
"I guess not," he said. "Look, I need to talk to you,
and it is urgent. You name the conditions that will make you comfortable
enough to hear me out and I'll comply. But I need you to come up with
something pretty quickly."
Did I mention that he had was British? I guess not, but he was. I
pay attention to accents, and his was good English public school;
Eton, then on to Cambridge.
"Does this have something to do with my being a PI, because I'm
not one anymore?"
"Only indirectly," he said.
David, I'm not going to be able to finish this tonight, something
has come up. I'll write again as soon as I can.
Regards,
Bishop
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